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Freitag, 3. September 2004, 07:51

worst pic-up lines ever...

Sometimes i seriously doubt peoples sanity.. :rolleyes: as if this would make me lovesick..

I work as a gynocologist, want me to exam you private parts ??

Extreamly drunk singer/songwriter: move a bit ssss..chloser and i´ll write you.. as- ong baby.... :lol:

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Donnerstag, 9. September 2004, 22:50

well my boyfriend picked me up twice (the incidents were a year apart) by asking me "what are you doing here?".... one time i was at a bus stop so i said "waiting for a bus" (duh) the second time i was at a club on the dance floor so i said "dancing" (also duh)... after dating him for nearly 4 years i now understand that he says "What are you doing" all the time....
Niki
"Together we are what we can't be alone" - Dropkick Murphy's, a punk bank from Boston, Massachusetts, USA
"What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger" - Resilience, a hardcore punk band from Santa Rosa, California, USA
"As our ashes turn to dust, we shine like stars" - Gee, I wonder who said this

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